I had better put one of these in, just in case someone gets the hump about something.
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Well, that seems to 'ave covered it. Wot I wants to know is, why is the cops always after this Bill Stickers bloke? Police persecution I calls it.
No animals were injured in the making of this site. Avoid where prohibited. Do not hold near an open flame. If you are too young to be reading this - go to bed. Throw caution to the lions. In the event of fire, smash glass. Close cover before striking. Not for internal use. If swallowed induce vomiting. Dry clean only. Use in well ventilated area. Do not inhale. Keep away from children. Keep away from people with a nervous disposition. Shake well before use. Avoid known aliens. Best before May 3024. Do not enter crime scene. Cook until tender, serve hot or cold. Do not freeze. Keep out of direct sunlight. Always use gloves when handling. No MSG. Caffeine free. Peel slowly. Do not over-inflate. Warning: may be dangerous if swallowed by small children. 2nd warning: swallowing small children may also be dangerous. Do not puncture. Use only soft cloths. Wipe gently. Flush twice. Cold wash only. F.D.A. approved. Do not spill. Keep away from eyes. Boil in the bag. Do not over tighten. Support recycling. Rinse thoroughly. Discard packaging responsibly after use. Do not open before Xmas. If rash persists call a doctor. Wipe your feet before entering. Use with caution. Keep cool. Mind the step. Ear defenders MUST be worn. Trespassers will be shot. Nil by mouth. Radar traps operate in this area. Bill stickers will be prosecuted. Warranty expires on payment of invoice. If I have used your work, consider yourself honoured that I have chosen yours instead of the other far less worthy sources to be found on the Internet.
Well, that seems to 'ave covered it. Wot I wants to know is, why is the cops always after this Bill Stickers bloke? Police persecution I calls it.
